Let AI roast your business.
Drop your website. Get a brutally funny score, the problem holding you back, and a sharper way to sell what you do.
Free basic roast. No account required.
The RoastScore promise
Funny enough to share.
Useful enough to fix something today.
No fake praise
Clear scores and direct feedback—not vague AI applause.
Your link stays yours
We analyze the public page you submit without claiming your brand.
Inside the roast
A scorecard with teeth.
RoastScore turns a quick scan into a clear diagnosis, an actionable fix, and a result built to travel.
Know what visitors actually see.
4/10
Website Clarity
6/10
Offer Strength
3/10
Social Presence
Replace the weak line.
Get a clearer headline written around what you sell and why someone should care.
Turn the verdict into your next post.
Export a shareable scorecard, challenge a competitor, and see whether their pitch can beat yours.
Coming next: Business Battle
Put two businesses head-to-head and let the scores decide who wins the internet today.
Pricing
Take the joke. Buy the fix.
Start free, then go deeper only when you want a complete action plan.
Free Roast
$0
The fast, shareable reality check.
- Basic AI roast
- Overall business score
- Shareable result card
Upgrade your result
Full Roast Audit
$9.99
One-time audit with content ready to use.
- Full business audit
- A stronger website headline
- 10 tailored social posts
- 30-day content calendar
- Competitor comparison
Fix My Business
$29
A one-time AI package that turns diagnosis into a practical makeover.
Continuous Monitor
$49/month
Weekly social posts, ongoing monitoring, and a monthly improvement report.
Before you submit
Fair questions. Straight answers.
Your turn
Your business can take it. Can you?
Paste your link and get the score your friends are too polite to give you.
Roast me now